Tell Me What to Rent

My Netflix queue has come to a point where I have a few different movies that I would like to see, but none that sticks out above the others. In this moment of uncertainty, I am turning to you for advise.

Here are the four movies I am looking to rent next (in no particular order):

A) Cabin Fever = Director - Eli Roth   Stars – Jordan Ladd and Rider Strong    Plot – Kids go out to a Log Cabin and get sick.     Genre – Horror

B) Where Eagles Dare = Director – Brian G. Hutton    Stars – Clint Eastwood and Richard Burton  Plot – Army guys invade a Nazi stronghold   Genre – Action

C) The Man Who Knew Too Much = Director - Alfred Hitchcock   Stars – James Stewart and Doris Day   Plot – Something about a couple vacationing in Morocco (Netflix’s description is terrible for this one)    Genre – Thriller

D) Death on the Nile = Director – John Guillermin   Stars – Peter Ustinov and Bette Davis (among others)   Plot – Agatha Christie novel about a murder mystery on a boat in Egypt.   Genre – Mystery

So, take this time to tell me which one to rent (get your vote in before tomorrow morning). If you want to go into reasons why I should or should not rent a movie next, feel free to write a dissertation about it. I’ll pick based on the strongest argument(s).

If no one votes, I’ll just let it go through with Cabin Fever as the next movie I’ll get (the way the queue is currently set-up.

11 Responses to “Tell Me What to Rent”

  1. Mikey Says:

    Reasons on why these movies are on my queue and why I want to see them:

    Cabin Fever – Chris has hyped the heck out of this movie. Also, Eli Roth was (by far) the best guest judge on “On The Lot.”

    Where Eagles Dare – Eastwood is pretty b.a. I heard the plot is similar to that old Wolfenstein PC game (which I liked).

    The Man Who Knew Too Much – I’ve liked/loved a lot of Hitchcock’s other work (North by Northwest, Rear Window, and Psycho). I have a fondness of foreign countries depicted in older films (i.e. Casablanca).

    Death on the Nile – Peter Ustinov is in one of the best Bogart movies (We’re No Angels). I felt like checking some of his other movies, this one sounded the most interesting. Murder mysteries tend to be fun flicks (how come we don’t see many of them anymore?).

    Reasons that cause hesitation in renting these movies:

    Cabin Fever – It’s in the horror genre, which I don’t like.

    Where Eagles Dare – Stupid title. World War II movies are very hit or miss.

    The Man Who Knew Too Much – I’ve never been into either of the leads of the movie (Stewart or Day).

    Death on the Nile – Murder mysteries are kind of like Bond movies. Sometimes they hit the cover off the ball (Casino Royale or Clue) and other times they are unwatchable (The one with Denise Richards or the Charlie Chan movies [in my opinion]).

  2. Patti Says:

    I advise that you look up the difference between advise and advice. ;)

  3. Mikey Says:

    Right, I think I structured that sentence differently and then went back and changed it without taking heed of the word. Seeing as though no one reads the blog anyway, it’s not that big of a deal.

  4. Chris Says:

    Who is this no one that reads the blog?

    I pick Cabin Fever, my pick for the best horror film of all time. Make sure that this is clear, this is my pick for the best horror film of all time, not scariest horror film of all time. In my estimation, a good horror film should know what it wants to do and never veer from that path. Sometimes you get a movie like White Noise, where the film begins and looks like it wants to go one way and switches and goes another. Same thing with Stir of Echoes (don’t begin like a decent ghost story and turn into a murder mystery, you just waist everyone’s time). With that being said, Cabin Fever brings the creepy, a crazy disease that starts infecting everyone, it brings the funny, and it brings the drama. These are the key parts to any horror movie. If you want to be in this genre you better damn well have a good idea that is going to creep people out, you better damn well realize the world that you are in and use that world for intentional laughs that help ground an otherwise outrageous idea in some form of reality, and you better DAMN WELL treat the subject seriously. There is nothing worse than a horror movie that pokes fun at itself, think any 90s Scream movie. If you don’t take yourself seriously, then why should anyone else.

    Otherwise I haven’t seen the others on your list. My question does become, why are you getting these instead of ATHF or the Lookout? Both those movies are out. Shit, I’ve watched the Hunger Force three times since its been on DVD alone.

  5. Mikey Says:

    White Noise look like it was going to be Sci-Fi drama about Jim Caviesel and his dad, then it turns out to be a horror movie with Michael Keaton. I’ll agree with you about it not sticking with its direction.

    ATHF and the Lookout are both Long or Very Long Waits. Apparently, Netflix only purchased one copy of each because no one would want to see either of them…

  6. Mikey Says:

    I guess we are going with Cabin Fever.

  7. Chris Says:

    damn straight

  8. Mikey Says:

    It looks like it actually shipped today. I guess that is a step forward for Netflix.

  9. Patti Says:

    The problem may have been that I still had an active account with a zeroed out queue. *shrug*

  10. Mikey Says:

    Could be. We could move all your movies back to your queue if you wanted. Seeing as though we are going one from my list and then one from your list anyway.

  11. Patti Says:

    Don’t rent Cabin Fever. Some blogger guy said it was terrible… ;)

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