Final Weekend

September 28, 2007

As you may or may not know, this weekend is the final regular season weekend for MLB.

As it stands right now, all of the AL playoff spots have been clinched and now they are just playing to see what the match-ups will be.

In the NL, every single playoff position is open. Not a single team has clinched a playoff spot yet. So, this weekend can make or break any number of teams’ season.

But besides that, if you are like me and root for the Oakland A’s, this weekend represents a different race.

As it stands right now, the A’s are tied with the Texas Rangers for last place in the AL West. So, this weekend will determine just how bad my beloved team was this season.


Premiere Thursday

September 27, 2007

I just wanted to remind you about the premieres on TV tonight.

First up, on NBC at 8 PM ET we have an hour long episode of My Name is Earl. 

Earl took the world by storm a couple of years ago. Last year, I thought that the episodes were mediocre at best. They were worth watching the first time, but didn’t hold any water when it came to repeats (in my opinion). We will see if Earl can come back this season and be a comedic force again.

After Earl, at 9 PM ET on NBC, The Office premieres.

The Office is one of the best shows on TV. If you haven’t seen the show, go buy the first season on DVD. This is the big premiere of the night. Highlight, DVR, and watch it live. It is not to be missed.

Also airing at 9 PM ET, over on the CW, is a new show called Reaper.

I have heard very little about this show, but most of the reviews I’ve heard say it’s one of the best/funniest new shows. The pilot episode was directed by Kevin Smith. With good reviews and a director I respect, the pilot is worth checking out. I’ve got it on the DVR to record. I probably will watch it on Friday (becuase I’m going to be watching The Office live).

Thursdays have become the best day for TV (at least if you are into comedy, like me). These three shows should all be watched. So, if you get the chance, tune in.


Lookout!

September 27, 2007

Last night, I received “The Lookout” from Netflix.

The Lookout hit theaters earlier this year and stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jeff Daniels, Isla Fisher, and Carla Gugino (kinda, but we’ll get to that later).

The basic run down of the plot is a college aged kid (Gordon-Levitt) gets into a car accident (kind of like Disturbia in that regards) and suffers head trauma. At this point he meets up and becomes roommate with a blind guy (Jeff Daniels) and gets a job as a janitor at a bank. As he tries to put his life back together, he meets some nefarious people. These people take advantage of the kid and things go from there.

If you’ve seen the trailer, you pretty much know the movie. In fact, after watching the movie, I kind of wished I hadn’t seen the trailer. It gave away too many aspects of the film for my tastes.

In addition to the trailer, there were a few problems I had with the movie. First, Carla Gugino is in it for 5 minutes. She has a seen early on and then we never hear from her again. I would have liked to seen some kind of resolution with her towards the end. And I thought a resolution would have fit into the script pretty easily. Second, Isla Fisher plays a pretty sizeable role through out the film, but just like Gugino, there is no resolution to her character. She just get tossed along the way side at some point and then we never hear from her again. Last, we feel sorry for Gordon-Levitt’s character, but the problem is that he is a complete dumbass. So, while it pulls at our emotions one way, we can’t fully engage in his character because of how dumb he was.

With that being said, overall I really liked the movie. It has a good plot line that was quite original. The dynamics of the father-son relationship as well as the roommate relationship were done really well. The script offers of some very good ideas as well as a solid resolution to the main conflict of the story. The actors all put in good to great performances (i.e. how can we get J. G-L. more work?).

I rated The Lookout 4 out of 5 stars on Netflix. It is really worth the price of admission. And if you can get over a few things being left unresolved, you’ll love the movie.

So, go out and rent it. 


Defining an Asterisk

September 26, 2007

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-bonds-756ball&prov=ap&type=lgns

Recently, Marc Ecko purchased Barry Bonds’s 756th home run ball. He then decided to have a vote on what to do with the ball. He gave us the following options:

1) Send the ball directly to the Hall of Fame

2) Brand the ball with an asterisk and then send to HOF

3) Shoot it into space

America has voted, and they have decided they want option #2.

Now, I don’t care about Barry Bonds. I’m not a fan of his, of the Giants, or of the Pirates. He will always be (at best) the second best left fielder of the 90’s (Rickey Henderson comes in at number 1 [yes, I'm an A's fan, but I stick next to what I say {Rickey's SB record could quite possibly never be broken. Bonds' HR record will probably be broken within 10 years}]).

Anyway, the decision to brand the baseball with an asterisk it idiotic because the asterisk denotes something entirely different than what they are looking to express.

The original use of the asterisk came back in 1961. Roger Maris and Mickey Mantle were slugging their way through the year. Both trying to match or pass Babe Ruth’s record of 60 HRs set back in 1927. Eventually, Maris ended the year with 61 homers and the all time record in a single season.

The asterisk came in as a way of denoting the difference in the sport between Ruth’s era and Maris’ era. Back in 1927, baseball teams’ regular season consisted of 154 games. By 1961, the season had been stretched to 162 games (as it currently stands).

So, Babe Ruth hit 60 dingers in 154 games while Maris hit 61 homers in 162 games. The asterisk showed that while Maris did hit the most ever in a season, Ruth still held the 154 game home run record (Maris had 58 HRs after 154 games).

The asterisk was used to denote the change in the rules of the game, not to denote any type of wrong doing.

That’s the problem now. Any time some one puts up numbers and may or may not have done something wrong, people want to slap the asterisk on any accomplishment they made. That’s essentially what the HOF voters did to Mark McGuire’s entire career when they didn’t vote him in. Now people are doing the same with Barry Bonds.

If you want to use a different symbol to denote a record that may be tainted due to steriods, I’m fine with that (I’ll even suggest we go with the tilda [~] because it is cool). But don’t use a symbol of a change in the sport as a symbol for potentially tainted statistics. It doesn’t make any sense.


2007 – The year of Chuck?

September 25, 2007

I was checking out movie times and a thought occurred to me; there are a lot of Chucks in pop culture right now.

Over the summer, we had the Adam Sandler and Kevin James vehicle, “I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry.”

Now we have the Dane Cook and Jessica Alba vehicle (I wish I never had to say that), “Good Luck Chuck.”

Yesterday was the premiere episode of the NBC show, “Chuck.”

I even contributed to the Chuck conspiracy by name one of my characters in my short story, 86, Chuck.

I have no real explanation as to why the sudden surge of Chucks. My guess would be that is stems from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is loved by many as the sweet moving karate expert. Recently, he has been taken to another level by the jokey legend of Chuck Norris quotes (i.e. Hurricane Katrina wasn’t a natural disaster, it was actually just Chuck Norris sneezing). We all have heard them and have enjoyed them.

I think that has helped make the name Chuck more of a national phenomenon.

What do you think?


A Weekend of Good Cooking

September 24, 2007

Over the weekend, my wife and I made a couple of good/great meals.

On Saturday, my wife asked me if I would like to go back to the Magic Kingdom with her family. I turned them down because I had been there last weekend and had gone to Universal the weekend before (plus Magic Kingdom is the worst of all the Disney parks). Who would have thought I would turn down an invite to a theme park? Oh well, that’s not the point. The point is, I would have to make dinner for myself.

I decided on the Naretta household staple, Muffaletta.

Muffaletta is an Italian/New Orleans sandwich.

Ingredients:

1 loaf of uncut, Italian style bread ( 5 grain Chicago Italian Style bread tends to be the best)

.25 lb Genoa Salami

.25 lb Pastrami (normal or turkey work fine)

.25 lb Mortadella (a bologna like meat with bits of pepper and pistachios in it)

.25 lb Baby Swiss Cheese (Dad uses Brick cheese but, apparently, that doesn’t exist in the south)

.25 lb Provolone

3/4 of a jar of Mancini’s Sweet Roasted Red Peppers

1/2 jar of green olives

1/2 small can of black olives (chopped)

1 clove of garlic

Instructions:

Chop up the Roasted red peppers, green olives, black olives (if you bought whole), and garlic and combine in a bowl.

Slice the loaf of bread lengthwise so that you have to halves (a top and a bottom).

Dig out a trench from the bottom half of the bread (don’t go too deep here).

Place olive, pepper, garlic mixture into the trench.

Place the meats and cheeses on top of the bottom half of the bread (with the olives etc. spread in the trench). When placing the meats and cheeses, I like to alternate between meat and cheese. Also, try to keep each layer of meat or cheese to a single layer (i.e. don’t overlap when placing).

Place top half of bread back on top of the sandwich.

Cut into manageable slices and enjoy

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So, I made that on Saturday, and it was darned delicious (too often I piled on the meats and cheeses, but this time I made each a single layer and it brought the sandwich to a new level). I’ve also heard of people putting lettuce or tomatoes on it. I think it takes away from the flavor. Just make a side salad and you are all set.

On Sunday, we made our weekly recipe. On a side note, we have started a new venture where each week, we pick out a recipe and give it a try making it. We’ve had some really solid hits (Shrimp in spicy tomato sauce) and a miss or two (Vegetables in peanut sauce).

This week we gave Ginger Chicken with Vanilla Rice and Ginger Soy Sauce vegetables a try. The steps are too many for me to remember off the top of my head, so I won’t list the recipe here (Hopefully, I’ll remember to post it in the replies or in a later post).

Here’s my impressions of the dish.

The Ginger Chicken was better than I expected. Ginger is all right with me, but I think that too often it overpowers other tastes. That wasn’t the case in the ginger chicken. The chicken tasted like a sweet barbeque flavor. Then right at the end you get the kick of the ginger. It was very good and should be tried by any fan of barbecue chicken.

The Vanilla Rice was a bit milder than I expected. I came in looking for a strong vanilla flavor, but it just wasn’t happening. The rice dominated the flavor with just a little hint of vanilla at the end. On my second helping, I added a little honey and it made the side dish soar. I great compliment to the Ginger Chicken.

The vegetables were the only disappointment. As I said before, ginger has a tendency to take over dishes; that was definitely the case here. The broccoli and water chestnuts just tasted like one big helping of ginger. We would have been better off ditching this dish and going with a Bird’s Eye Steam Fresh Asian vegetable pack.

So, when/if I post the recipes, I’d highly recommend the Chicken and Rice combo. Save yourself a little trouble and just get the vegetables frozen (or go a different route with them).

Let me know if you have any suggestions on recipes I should try out.


Upcoming short story topic

September 24, 2007

In case you have been into my short stories, here’s the specs on the next one:

Genre – Adventure

Item/Place – Sand

Person/Action – Cutting

Will I have the chops to make the next Indiana Jones or will it turn out more like Firewalker? We’ll find out in two weeks (I’m putting my money on it not even getting up to Firewalker quality).


86

September 23, 2007

86

            As the day broke in the summer of 2007, a large SUV cruised down a lonely evergreen lined highway. Inside, five childhood friends were playing games that are only played on road trips. They were in the midst of their own version of 20 questions. One person picked a celebrity’s initials and all the others would ask questions until they could guess the person’s name.

            Jim was the youngest of the group. At 6’ 8” he was a natural basketball player. He was a natural scorer who worked doggedly on defense. Jim was one of the best small forwards in collegiate basketball. As soon as he decided to come out, he was assured to be a lottery pick. But none of that was on his mind right now.

            Right now, Jim was looking forward to celebrating his 21st birthday with his group of best friends. The big celebration was going to be held at Roy’s family cabin.

            Roy was Jim’s oldest friend and the driver of the SUV. Growing up, Roy and Jim were always the two tallest kids in class (Roy came in at 6’ 4”). But where Jim had a passion for basketball, Roy focused on football. Roy anchored his college’s receiving core. It was almost a given that his number, 86, would be retired when his career was over.

            Susan is Roy’s long time girlfriend. There had been rumors of marriage for a while now, but no rock as of yet. While not necessarily the best, Susan was definitely one of the best-looking tennis players on the college circuit. While most people would say that her toned legs were her best feature, Roy always said her face was her best feature.

            Another close high school friend of Jim, Chuck was the oldest of the group. He had turned 21 in the prior year. And as such, he was the designated beverage purchaser. Chuck had recently undergone surgery to remove some bone chips in his shoulder. Otherwise, he would have missed Jim’s birthday because he was currently playing minor league baseball. Until the injury, Chuck was on target to get promoted to the big show come September. His natural smooth defense at the hot corner and his sweet swing was leading his team with a line of .315/20 HR/68 RBI. His coach’s were impressed with the amount of time he spent sharpening his skills.

            The fifth member of the group is Jennifer. Jenny was a good-looking, tall, volleyball player. She had quickly made a name for herself as one of the best frontcourt players in college.

            Soon, Roy was pulling the SUV down the gravel path that leads up to his family’s cabin. The cabin was perched atop a magnificent forested mountain. The cabin was the ideal secluded property for a party.

            An older man was waiting at the cabin ready to meet the kids. John Herman watched over the cabin whenever Roy’s family wasn’t using it.

            “Here’s the keys to the cabin. I’ll be around to pick up the garbage tomorrow afternoon.” John told Roy.

            “So, you are our garbage man?” asked Jennifer.

            “I’ll be much more than that for you, girl.” John replied creepily.

            “As a matter of fact, if you need me at any time, call me on this walkie talkie.” John continued and handed the equipment to Jennifer.

            Jennifer, disgusted by the come on of the old man, wearily grabbed the communicator and mumbled a thank you. She made a hasty retreat back to ranks of her friends.

            “Well as I said, if you kids need anything, don’t hesitate to give the old ‘Garbage Man’ a call.” John said as he got into his 1986 Chevy El Camino. Seconds later, John’s truck was gone and a cloud of dust and gravel was left in its place.

            “Could that guy have been any more pathetic? It was so gross.” Susan stated aloud.

            “I’m not using this walkie talkie. Who knows where it’s been.” Replied Jennifer.

            “Let’s just forget about him. It is time to party.” Stated Roy.

            The group entered the cabin. Everyone was greeted with a great sense of being exactly where they wanted to be. The cabin was the epitome of everything they dreamed it would be. A large great room dominated the cabin. Off to either side of the Great Room stretched lengthy hallways that lead to various bedrooms, bathrooms, workout rooms, and spa areas. Each window had an amazing view of trees and mountains that surrounded the cabin.

            After the scramble to claim the bedrooms, the gang reconvened in the Great Room. They then proceed to scrounge up some food. The gang decided to have a grill out; hamburgers, hot dogs, and plenty of beer. While normally this would be off limits, the athletes decided that a one-day splurge would be fine. They would just work it all off in the gym anyway.

            As the evening progressed, and the drinks piled up, the conversational boundaries got pushed. Everything that is not to be discussed in polite society came out between the friends. It was an evening where the truths would bind them together forever.

            After the intense discussion, the friends started crashing for the night. Everyone eventually retired to their rooms.

            Jim walked into his room and looked at his bed. He took a couple of seconds to reach down an undo his squeaky clean white sneakers. It took him longer than usual. Half of that was because he was having difficulty with his balance; the other half was him fumbling his fingers. He finally kicked off his shoes and started towards his bed.

            Jim only got in one step towards the bed. Before he knew it, Jim was splayed out on the ground. A person in a dark outfit had snuck up behind Jim and a 10-pound sledgehammer into Jim’s spine. Jim tried to get up but he soon realized that he no longer had control over any of his limbs. He had been completely paralyzed. In his last movement, Jim looked back over his shoulder. He saw the sledgehammer come down onto his head.

            The next morning arrived. One by one, the friends started waking up. Eventually, they started questioning why Jim had yet to awaken. They decided to go wake him up as a group.

            Jennifer was the first at Jim’s door. She flipped it open. She instantly had wished she hadn’t. She turned away in horror from the remains of Jim’s body.

            As the other friends saw what had terrified Jennifer, the noticed something extra. On the wall above Jim’s body a word was written. It said, “Gabriel.”

            At this moment, only one thing was important to the group, they had to get out of there. They ran out of the cabin like they were in a Scooby Doo cartoon.

            Once they were outside, they each tried their cell phone to for help. No one had a signal. Roy suggested driving into town to get help. They all piled into the SUV, but it wouldn’t start. The gas tank had been drained.

            The group decided to go back in the cabin and use the landline phone. On the way in, Roy grabbed an axe that had been used to chop firewood the night before. Picking up on his cue, the others grabbed their own weapons.

            Timidly, they re-entered the cabin. The inside of the cabin had taken a whole new tone. Now, around every corner, in every shadow, and down each hallway became a hiding spot for a murderer. They moved towards the landline phone with their backs together. Susan reached out and grabbed the receiver. The line was dead.

            A sense of doom leveled the room. They were trapped with a killer. Or were they?

            “Jen, what about that walkie talkie?” Chuck asked.

            “Are you serious? That creepy garbage man is probably the one who killed Jim. We’re not going to contact him.” Retorted Jennifer.

            The accusation of John being the killer struck a chord with the group. They realized that John wasn’t the only suspect; any of them could be the murderer. A heated exchange of accusations sprang forth from this.

            After a couple of minutes, cooler heads eventually prevailed. The group realized that randomly accusing each other isn’t going to get anything accomplished.

            “Why don’t we split into pairs and see if we can find the killer,” suggested Chuck.

            “You mean like in Clue?” asked Jennifer.

            “Hmm, yeah, well they did eventually find the killer… and none of them died. So, it works for me.” Chuck thought out loud.

            After a few minutes of debating, the group eventually settled on a plan. Roy and Susan would search one wing of the house. Chuck and Jennifer would search the other side.

            Both couples started their way through the house. Very meticulously each person searched every possible spot. On the way through the kitchen, Roy looked inside the refrigerator.

            “Are you getting a snack?!” Susan asked incredulously.

            “Nope, I’m just leaving no stone unturned,” replied Roy.

            “Yeah, a killer is going to be hiding himself in a fridge,” retorted Susan sarcastically.

From that point on, they searched places that only made some sense to hid in. Eventually, Roy and Susan reached the end of their wing where there was one last bedroom.

“He’s either in here or on the other side. Let’s take this room very carefully,” whispered Roy.

The couple slowly opened the door. As the crack opened, they scanned as much of the room as they could. With no signs of the killer, they continued opening the door. Now the door was about halfway open and still no signs of anything. Roy started pushing the door a little bit more and then…

            CRACK! Both Roy and Susan jumped back with weapons ready at hand, but it was just the hinge of the door popping.

            They couple waited for their respective heart rates to go down before continuing. Eventually, they had the door completely open. No signs of life inside the room. They each took a few timid first steps into the room. Eventually they work around either side of the bed.

            To their relief, nothing was in the room.

            Then, just as they turned to leave the room, a tranquilizer dart struck Roy in the neck. Before Susan could understand what had happened, a dart struck her in the arm. As she fell to the ground, she caught a glimpse of a green and white converse sneaker.

            Chuck and Jennifer had made it through their half of the house and hadn’t found any new evidence.

            “Let’s go see if they found anything,” Chuck said.

            The couple walked back from their side to the middle. At that point, Chuck started calling out to Roy and Susan. There was no answer.

            Against their better judgment, Chuck and Jennifer went into a dead sprint down Roy and Susan’s half of the house. They hurriedly shoved each door until they got to the end of the hall. Without thinking, Chuck drove his shoulder through the door. A massive shot of pain stretched from Chuck’s shoulder down to his fingertips. He had forgotten about his recent surgery. But the pain was short lived when Chuck saw his friends inside the room.

            The killer had struck again. Roy was laid on his back. His chest had been sliced open and his heart was visible. The killer had continued the cutting deeper and had sliced Roy’s heart open. In addition, Roy’s arms were missing along with the axe he had been carrying. Above him, the killer had written, “Madonna.”

            A second later, Chuck and Jen found Susan… and Roy’s arms. A large syringe was sticking out of Susan’s chest. She had been given a lethal injection. Wrapped around her body were Roy’s arms and above her the killer had written, “Crew.”

            “Well, at least we know neither of us are the killer,” Chuck said dejectedly.

            “It has to be the garbage man, right?” Jennifer deduced.

            “Most likely, but what the heck are these words for?” Chuck puzzled.

            Jennifer didn’t know, but she did have a plan.

            “Why don’t we use the walkie talkies and call the garbage man, then jump him when he shows up?” Jen announced her idea.

            “Even if he wasn’t the killer, we would at least have his car here to leave in,” Chuck added while nursing his shoulder and arm.

            Jennifer pulled out the walkie-talkie and pressed the button, “John, help us! We need you. Please, come quick!” She was putting it on pretty thick.

            After a couple of minutes, there was still no response. Where was John at?

            The El Camino pulled into the driveway. John was in a one-piece jumpsuit with work boots on. He was coming to the house to pick up the garbage. As he made his way to the stack of garbage, he noticed something was out of place. One of the rooms’ windows was covered in blood.

            “I bet they are going to expect me to clean that up,” John said disappointedly.

            A second later, John heard the distress call from Jennifer. He rushed over to his truck where he kept a lead pipe. He grabbed his weapon and ran in the cabin.

            John only made it three steps into the cabin. The killer jumped out from behind a corner and drove the axe deep into John’s chest. John was dead before he hit the floor.

            Chuck and Jennifer heard a loud thump in the great room. Before Jennifer could react, Chuck was already out the door sprinting to see what caused the noise. Eventually, Jennifer got to her feet and started heading towards the great room.

            Jennifer got past the first set of doors put was suddenly jerked backwards. The killer had grabbed her and had wrapped a string around her neck. She couldn’t scream or even breathe. She put all of her force to push the killer back towards the wall. The killer gave out a grunt has he was pushed into the wall. Jennifer caught her breath for a second. In that second, she let out a scream, “Chuck!” Shortly after that, the killer had her strangled again. She lost her energy and died shortly after. The killer dropped her and wrote, “Berlin,” on the wall above her.

            Chuck hadn’t heard Jennifer’s cry for help. He was staring agape at the body of the garbage man. The killer had written, “Dick,” next to his body. Chuck turned back looking for Jennifer, but she wasn’t anywhere to be seen. Chuck’s mind raced. He knew that the killer had caught her. But that also meant the killer was in one of the rooms down the hallway.

            As he took his first step, he noticed a faint noise coming from down the hallway. It was music. Chuck took a second trying to figure out what song was playing. Then it hit him.

            “It’s the Final Countdown,” the voice on the stereo blared.

            Chuck started walking slowly down the hall. He stopped when he was ten feet away from the door where the music was coming from. The killer stepped out of the room and stood in front of Chuck. The killer was robed in a black sheet that covered his face and hid his hands.

            They stood there for a moment taking in their opponent. The killer brandished a butcher’s knife he was holding. Chuck’s eyes got wide at the sight of the knife. The killer took this opportunity to charge at Chuck.

            The killer started his charge, but he was tripped up. As the killer fell face forward, Chuck pulled the axe he had taken out of John’s corpse and took a Ruthian baseball swing. Chuck struck the killer right in the neck. The killer fell limp to the ground.

            Chuck ran past the fallen killer and to the back room. Jennifer was laying half in the hallway and half in the room. She had grabbed the killer’s leg to trip him up. Now she lied on the ground dying. Chuck tried to give her CPR, but she was too far-gone. She died in his arms.

            After a few minutes of mourning, a more physical pain settled in. Chuck’s arm was shredded. Chuck couldn’t move a single muscle in the arm. Oddly, Chuck’s mind instantly thought about his baseball career. It was for sure done now. But, in exchange for his life, Chuck was okay with it.

            Chuck gathered himself and made his way out of the cabin. He continued up to the El Camino. He chuckled when he saw inside the car-truck was a car phone. He sat down in the driver’s seat and dialed for help.

            Within 30 minutes, the cabin was a circus. Police cars and ambulances filled the driveway. Chuck was sitting on the edge of an ambulance having his arm looked at. The lead detective on the case walked up to him.

            Chuck asked him, “So, do you know who this guy was?”

            “Yeah, everyone around here knows about this guy. His name is… or was, Gary Franklin. He was born in this city back in 1968. Pretty nice kid growing up. Caused a little trouble, but not too much. He did decent in school. But when he turned 18, something went wrong. He started make outrageous claims about the world ending and things like that. Shortly thereafter we found out that he had killed his girlfriend, and her parents, and her siblings, and her cousins… Well you get the point. When we caught him, we saw that he had gotten tattoos, brands, and carvings all over his body of the number 86. Well, this was enough to get him off on insanity. He was locked up in one of those sanitariums, or whatever they call them now a days. We just found out that he escaped this past weekend.”

            “86?” Chuck repeated.

            “Yup, he was obsessed with the number. Actually, that’s probably why he came to this cabin after he escaped. It’s the 86th house on this street, and the street is the 86th to the west of the sanitarium,” continued the detective.

            “What about those words he had written?” asked Chuck.

            “We actually don’t know about those. We’ll have to look into that. But for now, you need to go to the hospital,” said the detective and he walked away.

             Chuck laid back on the gurney in the ambulance. The EMT shut the doors and drove off to the hospital.

The End


New Short Story!!

September 22, 2007

Just to keep you all updated. I just finished my rough draft of my new short story, 86.

I’m hoping to look it over again (either tonight or tomorrow) and then post it at some point tomorrow.

Just to give you a reminder, here are the parameters I had to use for this story:

1) Genre – Slasher Horror

2) Item – A shoe

3) Person – Garbage man


NBC’s Holy Crap Mondays

September 21, 2007

I was checking the DVR to make sure I had season 2 of Heroes set up to tape when I noticed NBC’s new Monday line-up.

Last year, NBC paired up Heroes with Friday Night Lights (which no one watched because high school football is even worse than professional or college football) and unfunny 30 Rock ripoff (you know, the one that had the dude from Billy Madison in it. It was about SNL, but it was a drama [who thought that would ever work?]). Obviously, the strategy didn’t work out too well for NBC. The unfunny 30 Rock knock off has been cancelled and FNL is limping into its second season.

This year, NBC kept Heroes in the same time slot (Monday at 9 PM Eastern) and surrounded it by a couple of new shows.

First up is Chuck (Monday at 8 PM Eastern). If you haven’t heard of this show, you’ve been living under a rock because NBC has been advertising the crap out of it (but still not as much as they have been advertising for Bionic Woman).

Having gotten the chance to check out the pilot episode of Chuck I will say this. The show has great comedy potential. In the pilot episode, you get to see some glimpses of that comedy, but I feel that the hour long format hurts it (comedies should be contained to half hour shows [except on special occasions]). The show is worthy of your pre-Heroes attention. So give it a chance.

After Heroes, Journey Man (it may be Journeyman [one word]) comes on at 10 PM Eastern (after my bed time). 

I also saw the pilot episode of Journey Man. It’s basically a cross of Quantum Leap with the Dead Zone (the tv series, not the Walken movie). You have a lead character (who looks a bit like Anthony Michael Hall from the Dead Zone) who goes back and forth in time, but has no control over when he time travels. When he is in the past, “he tries to put things right that once went wrong.” (That’s a quote from QL for the uninitiated). The pilot episode was entertaining, and it gave a few cool ideas that should drive the series through the first season. Out of the NBC pilots I watched (Chuck, Journey Man, and Bionic Woman), Journey Man is the one that I would bet on grabbing the biggest audience. Chuck was my favorite of the three, but I know that my tastes don’t match up with America’s. So, if you love Heroes and want to watch one new show on NBC, I’d say go with Journey Man.

Overall, I have to say that I like what NBC has done with their Monday line-up. They know have a solid three hour block that I’ll be watching. Add to this their solid Thursday night line-up and you’ve got my vote for best network station. And if you want to take this a step back and go with parent companies, Universal is rocking it (the great NBC shows and also the three amazing USA shows [Burn Notice, Psych, and Monk]). Watch these shows!