Worst Joke Ever?

June 9, 2006

In the past week I have heard/read several different news stories online or on tv. There are two that stuck in my mind. The first one was online and the heading said, “Police shoot man with a knife.” The other news story, I heard on tv. The news lady said, “Police shoot man with a sword.”

This leads to my question. When did the police stop using bullets?

I’m so lame.